If we were to add the IQ’s of the entire Trump Klan, the product might make them average. This spoiled, rich, self-centered, egocentric, and failure of a family lives in its own little world. After the Klan’s leader became our nation’s illegitimate president, they added paranoia to their list of mental challenges.

For the Trump Klan paranoia is understandable. If the complete truth is revealed about their family business and collusion with Russian oligarchs they would all be in prison.

Before Trump was sworn in, America believed that Eric was the ‘idiot son.’ We now know that the whole Klan shares the same IQ; and it’s embarrassing.

Eric has a new conspiracy theory; (cue the “duh duh da duh” music). Like his father, he believes in “the deep state;” because he wants to believe that his father’s failures are ‘somebody else’s fault.’ Sadly, Eric believes that he is smart, and knows those who are involved in this nefarious plot.

Like his father, he learns everything from Fox Noise and of course twitter. Twitter is where he gets most of his information about the ‘deep state.’

Eric was shocked when the other day twitter suggested some individuals he might like to follow. First was Hillary Clinton. Once he calmed down, he realized that ‘of course’ she was part of the ‘deep state.’ Next came President Obama; also no surprise. But when Ellen DeGeneres was the third suggestion, he shuddered. Could this be? Is she a part of the conspiracy? Then when he thought about it; which took about three seconds; it all made sense. Ellen has millions of followers; millions of admirers. She fits well. Ellen is a member of the Hollywood elite; she is a member of the LGBTQ community; and she’s a liberal.

Eric now believes he has put together all of the pieces. The bottom line is anyone who opposes his father is a member of the ‘deep state.’ He knew that he was smart; smarter than all of them.

Really!

Please re-post; thank you.

Op-ed by James Turnage

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